heartbeatofatwentysomething

heartbeatofatwentysomething:

tblaberge:

letloveprosper:

i just realized i will never be a hipster christian tumblr girl because i don’t drink beers that no one has heard of — also i  just don’t drink but anyway

I’m not a big fan of beer or coffee, so according to Tumblr, I’ll never be married. It’s okay.

I don’t drink either. So we’re all out of the hipster Tumblr married cute club I guess.